Words of Wisdom

Because sometimes other people said it better…

“God… An imaginary friend for adults”

“god watches me shit and wank and i am NOT comfortable with that”
Ted Rudd

“freedom is just another word for nothin’ left to lose”
Kris Kristofferson

“If you’re lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you just have to find the courage to live it”
Owen Meany

“the reason people use a crucifix against vampires is cos vampires are allergic to bullshit”
Richard Pryor

“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative”
Oscar Wilde

“4 things you can’t recover:
The stone………after the throw
The word……..after it’s said
The occasion……..after it’s missed
The time………after it’s gone”
Tom Begic

“When I was 5 years old, my mum always told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down “happy.”
They told me I didn’t understand the assignment… and I told them they didn’t understand life!”

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up that’s about as good as they’re going to feel all day”
Pernilla Ahnstrom

“not all those who wander are lost”

“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits, The rebels, the trouble makers…. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them.
But the one thing you can’t do, is ignore them.

Because they change things, they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world; are the ones who do.”
Jack Kerouac

“God…my favourite fictional character”
Homer Simpson

“Chicks aren’t like oil – they’re a renewable resource”
Douggs & Wildman

“When you remove the risk, you remove the challenge. When you remove the challenge, you wither on the vine.”
Alex Lowe

“If you think you’re too small to make an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito”
Anita Roddick

“money is infinite. time and ability are only running out”
Lisa Hutchins

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves: who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?
Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We were born to manifest the glory that is within us. It is not just within some of us; it is in everyone.
And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others”
Nelson Mandela

“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh”

“we’re fun – but we’re not nice”

“If I see a boundary I eat a boundary, and wash it down with a cup of hot steaming rules”
The Mighty Boosh

“Landing is easy. It’s just when you hit something and your parachute stops flying”
Alex Duncan

“In spite of all the danger, there comes a time when the animal inside says “let me be free.” And you must roll the dice and throw yourself into the unknown and see what happens because that — that is truly living”
Dwain Weston

“life doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful”
Gillian Parker

“Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
…that’s why they call it the present”
Kung Fu Panda

“I know of no better life purpose than to perish in attempting the great and the impossible.”
Friedrich Nietzsche

“The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything”
Albert Einstein

The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered “Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”